It's just so delicious, viscous, and downright good for the digestion. Drink a glass of Liquid Petroleum a day, and soon you'll be happy to say "Golly G Petroleum Is For Me!"
The sad thing is that this tasty beverage could soon be in short supply. Please Barack give Mahmoud a kiss and make up. It wouldn't be very nice if we all got thirsty!
Mr. Ostergard: There are many ways in which to enjoy LP! I would suggest straining out the sediment. If you are a member of the 1%, and enjoy a sizable budget you might look into the cracking process. Then you can experiment with a wide assortment of tasty beverages!
Oh wise Ohv, shall I drink it straight or with a mixer? Shall I have a chaser of bleach? Shall I warm it up in the microwave?
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is that this tasty beverage could soon be in short supply. Please Barack give Mahmoud a kiss and make up. It wouldn't be very nice if we all got thirsty!
ReplyDeleteMr. Ostergard: There are many ways in which to enjoy LP! I would suggest straining out the sediment. If you are a member of the 1%, and enjoy a sizable budget you might look into the cracking process. Then you can experiment with a wide assortment of tasty beverages!
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